Older Brother Buys Grow System

Filed Under (General) by Chilli Willy on 25-05-2013

I have always idolized my elder brother, and so when he brought home one of those grow lights systems, at first I wanted to scold him. He’s a dreamer, and he’s always getting it into his head to start new hobbies, but he never follows through. It’s a major drag, especially when my mom calls me and asks me about him.

Part of me wants to lie on his behalf, the other part just lets it go and give the full true report. Either way, I always feel awful. So when he started unpacking all this stuff he got to start his inside garden, like the soil and the grow boxes and all the other stuff, I thought, dude, are you for real? But he was really excited about it and said how much fun it was going to be to grow a ton of stuff inside. Now, we live together in a small 2 bedroom apartment in the city, so we don’t get to grow anything, so I’m pretty much looking forward to it.

He said he got all the goods at http://www.thelashop.com/. Cool site! The only thing is I wish we had a basement, because the equipment he got takes up a major part of our kitchen. That’s okay though, as we only use the kitchen for heating up leftover pizza, if that. I mean, I love cold pizza. But soon we’ll be able to top the cold pizza with all sorts of delicious things that we grow. I don’t think my brother’s going to get down on that but I sure will. I’m more the gourmet than he is.

At any rate, now when our mom visits, first of all she’s going to be surprised by the redecoration, but she’s also going to be proud of my brother for sticking to something, that is, if he does stick to it! I’ll see that he does, for cold pizza’s sake.

Funny Gifts – Grow Your Own Gift

Filed Under (General) by Chilli Willy on 11-10-2012

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If you are looking for the perfect funny gift, then look no further than our Chilli Willy “Grow Your Own Naughty Looking Chillies” range – a complete range of kits and seed packs that allow you to grow amazingly hilarious and phallic shaped chillies that are totally edible – how will yours grow?

Chilli Focus Fertiliser 500 ml

Filed Under (General) by Chilli Willy on 01-12-2011

Although chillies can do well with a good general purpose fertiliser, they do have specific nutritional requirements and can benefit greatly from proper balanced nutrition.

 

Chilli Focus is an organic based balanced liquid chilli fertiliser containing a blend of highly soluble and absorbable chilli plant nutrients that nourish your chilli plants throughout every stage of growth to produce the best tasting and juciest chillies you have ever tasted.

 

Chilli Focus is produced by Growth Technology, a company that specialises in plant nutrition, using their 20+ years of expertise to deliver only the best.

Chilli Willy 6 Pot Greenhouse Kit

Filed Under (General) by Chilli Willy on 01-12-2011

The Chilli Willy Kit makes an ideal gift and allows you to grow the infamous and deliciously tasting Chilli Willies at home.
Comes with 6 pots so you can share the fun with your family, colleagues and friends – Guaranteed to make smiles!

Comes with 6 pots so you can share the fun with your family, colleagues and friends – Guaranteed to make smiles!

Chilli Willy 6 Pot Greenhouse Kit

Filed Under (General) by Chilli Willy on 01-12-2011

The Chilli Willy Kit makes an ideal gift and allows you to grow the infamous and deliciously tasting Chilli Willies at home.
Comes with 6 pots so you can share the fun with your family, colleagues and friends – Guaranteed to make smiles!

Comes with 6 pots so you can share the fun with your family, colleagues and friends – Guaranteed to make smiles!

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